5,160 notes • 6:40 AM

i literally have no understanding of people that actually call my work. with such confidence. like it’s nothing out of their day and i’m the inconvenience.

i have this mystery credit card i keep paying from like five years ago and i have no idea how much i owe because i couldn’t ID myself last time and i’m too scared to call again and my bills are going to my old house. 

and they’re just like yeah why the hell not i’ll just call to update an email address or whatever. no big deal, better make this etag a part of my day and do this even when i have online access.

i see you changed your password like today. i know you can do this online.

why do you want me. can i employ you to make calls for me

snatchfromtheroot:

FUCKING SLAYED

3,573 Plays • 4:49 AM
837,446 notes • 12:32 AM
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it